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From the department of Does-that-make-Steve-Ballmer-Oddjob?: Bill Gates wants to develop weather control technology

Really, what could possibly go wrong? I mean, none of Gates' other technology solutions have ever caused any problems... </sarcasm>

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"United Breaks Guitars"

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RIP Robert McNamara.

The Fog of War is still the most insightful documentary I've ever seen, and it's really just him talking to Errol Morris in front of a camera.

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The new Top 500 list is out. Kraken is #6. Athena (our XT4, a.k.a. the original Kraken) is #21. ORNL's Jaguar XT5 and XT4 are #2 and #12, respectively. The newly upgraded Glenn at OSC is #91.

Yes, 4 of the 25 most powerful computers in the world are in the same building.

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I've historically been kinda lukewarm toward "Batman Beyond", but holy crap, its DTV movie Return of the Joker is almost twisted enough to be written by Alan Moore. The flashback sequence in it is best described as "profoundly disturbing".

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More insanity from the folks at TV Tropes: e = MC Hammer

In other news, The Cold Equations kind of sucks.

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I increased the size of the storage array on my desktop machine at home to ~2TB last night, by adding two more 500GB spindles. Growing the LVM-based file system (/archive) on that array was incredibly easy: just add the new physical volumes to the volume group, grow the logical volume, and then grow the file system. The RAID-1 file system (/backups) was a little more interesting; I decided to convert it to a RAID-10 device, so I had to back it up to another file system, unmount it, destroy the old RAID group, create a new RAID group, make a file system onto the new RAID group, mount the new file system, and then restore the contents of the file system from the backup.

Here's the new config:
/dev/mapper/archive_vg-lv0 on /archive type xfs (rw)
/dev/md0 on /backups type ext3 (rw)

/dev/mapper/archive_vg-lv0
                      1.4T  157G  1.2T  12% /archive
/dev/md0              199G   54G  135G  29% /backups
And the performance using bonnie++ -s 4g -f -n 0:
Version 1.03c       ------Sequential Output------ --Sequential Input- --Random-
                    -Per Chr- --Block-- -Rewrite- -Per Chr- --Block-- --Seeks--
Filesystem     Size K/sec %CP K/sec %CP K/sec %CP K/sec %CP K/sec %CP  /sec %CP
lvm/xfs          4G           93832  56 53297  30          125648  41 247.5   1
raid10/ext3      4G           84414  65 38778  27           98578  32 463.1   3
Surprisingly, the block write performance on the LVM based file system is about 30% worse than before. I don't quite understand that yet...

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After much wailing and gnashing of teeth (not to mention threatened use of Cluebringer, the Hammer of Customer Service), I have finally sold my condo in Ohio. [does dance of joy]

I am really, *REALLY* looking forward to "only" having one mortgage payment...

In other news, obtained Key Item: BBC Radio performance of The Lord of the Rings. Who knew that Davey Jones played Sam Gamgee in a previous life?

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...and this is not one of them. )

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Scientology's CEO compares Wikipedia to Nazi Germany

First: Why does a "church" have a CEO? (Or a "religious technology center", for that matter?)

Second: The scientology guy effectively invoked Godwin's law on his own argument, at the beginning of the thread. It's a widely held tradition that the person who does the reductio ad Hitlerum automatically loses the argument, no matter the circumstances otherwise.

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I'm not sure whether to be amused or frightened by the fact that there are multiple web sites about building your own Batmobile. No, really.

And in case you were wondering: No, I'm waaaaay too mechanically declined to do one of these myself.

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Turns out I'm not closing on the condo sale on Friday. My buyer's lender successfully drug her feet long enough to make that an impossibility.

Given that said lender works for my bank in Ohio, I'm going to do everything in my power to move my funds elsewhere, and let them know exactly why I'm doing so.

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If you haven't seen the trailer for the Tim Burton produced animated film 9, you need to do so post-haste. It looks flippin' sweet.

(BTW, the song underneath the trailer is "Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria. It's probably the best "new" song I've heard in over a year -- which should tell you about how often I listen to the radio, since it was released in 2005...)

In other news, I'm hoping that the sale of my condo closes next Friday. However, the demons of stupidity seem to be conspiring against me, so we'll see if it actually happens or not...

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Obtained Key Item: The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

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I was Googling for the phrase "My other computer is a Cray" today (because it is, and therefore my laptop needs a sticker to that effect), and the number 2 hit is a blog entry from somebody at Microsoft Research from last year's Supercomputing conference complaining that Microsoft had been "shut out" from the Gordon Bell Prize competition. It's not entirely clear to me that the author understands how the Gordon Bell Prize works. Most of the entries last year were on either LANL's Roadrunner (the #1 machine on the last Top 500 list) or ORNL's Jaguar (the #2 machine on the last Top 500 list), and virtually all of the entries had higher sustained performance than the peak of the most powerful Windows HPC system in existence. So, unless somebody at Microsoft Research is willing to "soil their hands" publicly by working on a Linux/UNIX-based supercomputer (which Roadrunner, Jaguar, and 493 other machines on the last Top 500 list are), I don't see how they could be competitive for the Gordon Bell Prize...

In other news, my parents have been in town for the last couple days for Mother's Day. That's been pretty good... except for the part where their car's passenger window got stuck in the down position, which resulted in my dad and I attacking a sheet of plexiglass with a Dremel to fab a temporary patch so they can drive back to Ohio tomorrow.

In other other news, I'll be in Columbus from next Saturday (5/16) till the following Sunday (5/24). I'll be at the DICE Alliance conference on the 19th and 20th and probably at OSC on the 21st, but other than those, my schedule is currently wide open for those days. If you're in the Columbus area and want to hang out while I'm up there, let me know.

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More Alton Brown feats.

In other news, I can only say this:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
In other other news, I'm off to Atlanta in about an hour or so for the Cray User Group conference. I'll be back in Knoxville Thursday night.

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We are having, uh, interesting times with some user codes on the XT5... )

In other news, I'll be in Atlanta most of next week for the CUG meeting. My paper and presentation for it are finished and will be submitted by the end of the day.

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1300 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

Now taking nominations for favorites. :)

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NetFlix sent me the DVD of the live-action Transformers movie a few days ago. There was a enjoyable ~100 minute film struggling to escape from under the suffocating bulk of this big, dumb 2.5 hour action movie. To wit:
  • What the [censored] is Andrew Wells doing in my giant robot movie? (Thank God he's only in it for two or three scenes.)
  • Hollywood writers seriously need to stop writing dialogue about computers and networks without adult supervision. "Cut the hard line"?!?! "Signals" hacking computers? Computer viruses that affect mainframes? Please, make the hurting stop.
  • For that matter, most of the computer hacking and Sector 7 subplots are completely extraneous and would've ended up on the cutting room floor under any sane editor.
  • The one Sector 7 agent makes Fox Mulder look sane, well adjusted, and not at all annoying by comparison.
  • From Cordelia Chase Memorial High School: Megan Fox has some serious "Hello Nurse!" factor, but does anybody really believe she is anything less that 21 in this?
  • How can you crack a joke about a car stalking someone and not at least mention Christine? (And that's pretty much the only joke in the movie that isn't made at the main character's expense.)
  • Let me get this straight: You decide that Frank Welker doesn't sound scary enough for your Big Bad... so you hire Agent Elrond Smith and have him do his best Frank Welker impression?
Still, I enjoyed the movie much more than I'd expected. Most of that has to do with Megan Fox being hot and Peter Cullen still sounding like a total bad@$$ after all these years.

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